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Palace Premiers! The Screwloose Circus
03rd February 2010
SCREWLOOSE CIRCUS
9PM
Ladies and gents, one n’ all! Come see the best performers you’ve never seen, crash the Palace’ to put on a show to shock and amaze you! They are the rabble! They are the rest! They are the Screwloose Circus!
Another Palace of Wonders Premier!
Come out and see the newest Circus to take Richmond by storm!
Featuring the Unkillable Kilian, Wobbles the Clown, Mab, Just Mab, Juggler Jim and MORE!
Back at Vixen Variety!
03rd February 2010
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Vixen Variety
10pm
Ladies & Gentlemen
Vixen Variety is proud to present the Feb 4th, 2010
Heartthrob/ Heartburn Show!
In honor of Valentines day we would like to celebrate the exciting, enticing, and enraging emotions affiliated with this thing called LOVE.
Love may be “A many splendid thing”… but it also “bites and bleeds”….
So come out and celebrate the many sides of this human condition.
Featuring an alluring and enticing all female cast.
You don’t want to miss the Burlesque of Poppy LaRouge,
the strange and unusual antics of DC’s own side show girl Mab, Just Mab,
the energetic and exciting drag kinging of Zak Las Vegas,
the sensual and surreal belly dancing of Samantha
and the Palace’s own drag king daddy Ken Vegas
with special guest, your host for the evening Belladonna.
Bring your friends & your Stupid Human Tricks!
Join us for a fun filled night of drinking, dames, merriment and prizes! See you at the Palace!
Mab Presents: DCVariety Showcase!
19th January 2010
For a while now, I’ve been searching high and low for new/underutilized talent for shows @ the Palace. And now it’s time to show of some of what I’ve found!
Mab, Just Mab presents DCVariety Showcase!
Join us at the Palace of Wonders, Thursday, January 21st for an evening of Magic, Sideshow, Burlesque and Cabaret!
Professional liar Brian Wendell Morton will demonstrate his amazing trickery and honest deceit. La Dolce Diva will celebrate the class and sass of the 1940s style cabaret chanteuse, as she tantalizes your senses with her dulcet tones. Dash Rippington is dipping his toes into the dangerous world that is Washington DC, and it’s full of traps! Miss Anna Steasya will tease ya and make you cry, and you will never be happier!
Only at the Palace of Wonders!
Only $10
January 21st
Showtime: 9:30pm
Doors: 8:00pm
1210 H. St. NE
Washington DC
http://palaceofwonders.com
Cheeky Monkey Madness?
13th January 2010
CMSS Friday show update!!!
BETTER THE DEVIL THAN PAT ROBERTSON!
Friday’s Cheeky Monkey show is now a Benefit for Haiti
The people of Haiti have suffered a devastating tragedy.
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow invites you to join us for a benefit show to raise money to aid the earthquake victims.
This is an opportunity to help those in desperate need, and have a wonderful night of fun and sideshow freakery.
CMSS will donate a percentage of our earnings and all other moneys raised to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.
JANUARY BEGINS THREE GREAT MONTHS OF CHEEKY MONKEY SHOWS
Our winter vacation is over. But don’t worry, we spent that time improving our super powers, buffing up for a whole new year of Sideshow Cheek.
Join us at the Palace of Wonders this Friday as we prepare to amaze and amuse, they way only Cheeky Monkeys can do!
You want special guests? We’ve got special guests!
This month, we are thrilled that spectacular burlesque goddess, L’IL DUTCH is joining us again. We love this lady!
Friday, January 15th
Palace of Wonders
1210 H St., NE
Washington, DC
Show starts @ 10:00 pm
Tickets: $10 @ the door
Hope to see you there!
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wanna sneak peak into the future? oooohhhhhhhhhh. I see….I see….
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In February, we will be joined by a fantastic singer/composer/performer, SABRINA CHAP. Check her out–she’s really talented!
March heralds the return of Coney Island’s burlesque confection, MISS CHERRY DELIGHT. Last time we spoke, she said some crazy guy bit her, and then she mumbled something about “brains.”
Oh well, it’s probably nothing. . .
CMSS @ the LOF/t. OMG!
16th November 2009
You spent all Thanksgiving day with family–now it’s time for FUN!
Join MabJustMab, Sensoriel, Mr. Eon, and Swami Yomahmi for some post-holiday comedy, fun, and freakiness.
Plus special guests ~ the incomparable, the indomitable, the inseparable Darwin Sisters! Sensational sisters of song!
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow is a breath-taking yet beautiful cavalcade of the bizarre, the shocking, the grotesque, and the strange. A unique form of entertainment that few will ever experience, but none will ever forget.
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow ~ You’ll be Amazed. You’ll be Amused. You’ll be Just a Little Grossed Out.
“I’m a big fan!” ~ WJLA’s Arch Campbell
“Unsusually good” ~ The Washington Post
“Top Notch!” ~ James Taylor, Shocked and Amazed magazine
Cheekiest Oktoberfest ever!
07th October 2009
Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Come join us for the Cheekiest Oktoberfest ever!
Celebrate the land of lederhosen, buxom beauties, and punctual trains mit Schvami Yomahmi, MabChustMab, Meister Eon, und Fraulein auf der Flames, Sensoriel.
Plus, special burlesque guest performer, that Bavarian Cream confection, Coney Island’s own Miss Cherry Delight!
Plus! Just added! special guest, all ze vay from behind ze Berlin Mall, Greta Groinshplitta!!
Sample some of the more than 20 different, frosty, refreshing beers the Palace has.
Friday, October 9th
Palace of Wonders
1210 H St., NW
Washington, DC
Show starts @ 10:00 pm
Tickets: $10 @ the door
~Discount admission with CMSS pin~
http://palaceofwonders.com
http://cheekymonkeysideshow.com
Special Announcement! Spontaneous Entertainment! Friday Night!
01st October 2009
Due to a last minute cancellation, tomorrow night we will be putting on a Special Surprise Show!
This Friday (TOMORROW!!)
10pm @ The Palace of Wonders
1210 H St NE
Washington DC
The Cheeky Monkey Sideshow will team up with high flying aerialist Moira Lee and hoop spinner Surprise! with additional sideshow might by Dash Rippington.
All to bring you an evening of spontaneous awesomeness!
3 great tastes that taste great together!
Circus
Sideshow
and FIRE!
(you gonna eat all that?)
spread the word!
*SPECIAL DISCOUNTS IF YOU WEAR YOUR CHEEKY MONKEY SIDESHOW BUTTON!!!!
Things are getting HOT this August!
13th August 2009
Hi folks!
I’ve just returned from a week long tour through PA and NY. A little Sideshow, a little Music, and even a little relaxation!
August is here now, and I’m surprised at how fast it’s disappearing already! There are several exciting shows coming up this month, including the Cheeky Monkey Tiki Party at the Palace of Wonders. Everyone loves Tiki parties *especially you Brady’s. Throw in some Cheeky Monkeys and you know it’s going to be outrageous! Plus we will be having as a special guest my ~favorite~ tiki goddess herself, L’il Dutch!
Last month I did two shows at the Comedy Zone in Crystal City, VA. This is a great venue, and a new and interesting challenge. This is not the usual drunken bar/festival crowd. These were civilized human beings, who like watching variety acts. while eating dinner. All those things my mom always said not to do at the dinner table came flooding back. “don’t stick things in your nose at the dinner table” “don’t swallow more than you can chew” etc. that kind of rules out Blockhead and Balloonswallow. and even though mom never said anything about walking on broken glass while at the dinner table, my past experience w/ audience members losing it hearing the glass break beneath my feet told me it might not be a good idea.
But the straitjacket, however, seemed like a ~perfect~ choice.
other gigs this month:
Comedy Zone – Saturday, August 15th
CMSS Tiki Party @ the Palace – Friday, August 21st
Tilted Torch @ the Palace – Friday, August 28th
Varietease in Richmond VA – Saturday, August 29th
In other news: a few Mab/Wedji sightings!
* You can find a picture of Wedji TuCheeks in the latest Daily Crock, the Faerie’s Magazine.
* you can hear my interview on Wayne Kaiser’s Ballycast, The Podcast of the Carnival, Sideshow and Burlesque
* you can find me at the NY Ren Faire, Playing drums with Karpathos
* and I even made it out to the 98 rock morning show. it was a miracle that I was up that early, so I have no idea what I said. if you were one of the folks who were luck enough to catch it, drop me a line to let me know how I did!
Next month already has tons of great plans! not the least of which is the Carnival of 5 Fires in Richmond VA.
State of the Mab – July!
02nd July 2009
* a brief post about my recent adventures!*

Wedji TuCheeks and her pet cockroach, Fluffy
Just returned from a magical land of make-believe found on the top of a mountain. My new Goblin (Trans-Fae) character, Wedji TuCheeks, was a huge hit at the NY Faerie Festival. The kids were a delight! We played, I bought their affections with goblin money, we taught my giant cockroach, Fluffy, new tricks, and I made new friends and saw old ones that have been missed.
The site of the faire was stunning. there was a large creek/small river running along side, with a little waterfall and everything! I hope to have some pictures loaded shortly.
in the midst of playing with faeries, I took a break to hit Asbury Lanes in NJ. what a sweet venue! the stage is built on the center 4 lanes of a working bowling alley. after the show, people told me that they had never seen anything like our show before. well, cats. we want to come back! and we’re bringing friends! I think the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow would ROCK that venue.
in other news! if you don’t subscribe to Ballycast, you should! it’s all about various sideshow performers, old and new. and I enjoy the interviews every episode. Now imagine how fangirl squee I got when Wayne Kaiser asked me for an interview. ^_^
you can check it out here!
and in case you missed it, I’m was also interviewed for sideshow documentary “Step Right Up“.
This month, I’m doing a bit of travel, some vacation, and even some gigs! I’ll be doing two nights at the Comedy Zone in Crystal City VA. This is a great gig for me as it challenges me to think outside the box. The venue is an upscale restaurant high a top the DoubleTree hotel, overlooking Washington DC (the view is stunning!). this is not the normal, drunken bar crowd, or faire/festival folks. I always love a challenge! Looking forward to it!
We grow in unexpected ways.
11th May 2009
In the never ending quest to fine tune my skills, to sharpen and hone my craft, after many hours in the lab, creating the perfect synthesis of comedy & sideshow, it is time to finally release my latest project into the wild.

Wedji Tucheeks
This weekend will be the first time I run my new Goblin Sideshow, starring Wedji Tucheeks! So many new things will be brought to the stage this weekend; new bits, new acts, new characters, new, new, new!
Is it ready? I don’t know. Like a nervous parent kicking the little baby bird out of the nest without checking if the wings are fully developed while there is a hungry fox waiting at the bottom of the tree…um. ok. that metaphor got maybe a little out of hand. Let’s just say I’m as excited as your are to see how this goes!
Come on out this weekend to catch me if I fall!
the details!
marylandfaeriefestival.org/
Sunday only!
May 17th, 2009
10 AM to 6 PM
@ the Holly Stage – 2 shows!
12:15 pm – 12:45 pm Wedji TuCheaks
5:15 pm – 5:45pm Wedji TuCheaks
