Goblins, Midways, Festivals, and SPRING!

Spring his here and that means...FESTIVAL SEASON! May has always been my busiest month, and this year is no exception! In fact, I had to expand the Mobile Midway into two units just to keep up! The Gold Unit (aka - The Cabaret Midway) will be heading out with The Carnivalesque Roadshow!  I had the honor and pleasure of touring with this group of amazing folks last year. This year, I'm hitting the faerie festival circuit (see below), but don't worry!  Valeria Voxx will be managing the Gold Unit on the road! I'll be taking the Green Unit (aka - The Goblin Embassy!) to run with faeries!

Spoutwood Faerie Festival - York, PA

Fri May 2, 2014 - Sun May 4, 2014 photo by Steven Schultz As part of our Faerie Court ordered community service, Wedji TuCheeks & AZog Greater-Goblin will be doing a special Goblin Outreach every afternoon (around 4ish) at the Chautauqua pavilion! Live Goblin Talk episodes! where the kids get to ask us in depth questions about life as a goblin. And we want to learn more about you too! Bring your favorite jokes and talents! Wedji believes everyone has super powers! We want you to show them off for us! Gandersnitch the Goblin & Fluffy will be there too!
CAN'T WAIT!!!

Wedji Tucheeks @ Maryland Faerie Festival

3Goblins Fri May 9, 2014 - Sun May 11, 2014 2564 Silver Rd. Darlington,MD 21034 Come see what Wedji, Azog, Fluffy & Friends have in store this year!

The Goblin Embassy

NEW THIS YEAR! Visit the Goblin Embassy!  It’s an interactive station for kids to meet and greet goblins in their natural habitat. Win prizes playing Goblin Knockdown, explore the artifacts in The Furst National Mueseeum of Natural Histury, get a complimentary goblin makeover, and play in a faithful recreation of a goblin habitat! Meet Wedji Tucheeks' extended goblin family!
http://www.marylandfaeriefestival.org/ Our admission prices for the day are $5 for ages 3 - 12, $15 for 12 - 99,  free for under 3 or over 100. We have a $5 fee per car for parking. We offer a $1 discount for coming in costume. goblin Rule Chai

Judy Chops Spring Cabaret

Sat May 17, 2014 41 Court Square, Harrisonburg, VA 22801, United States Spring Cabaret with the Judy ChopsJoin us at Court Square Theater for a sexy night of fun with The Judy Chops! Our Hostess/Mc Mab Just Mab will introduce you to a range of acts (including but not limited to) tantalizing burlesque from OoLa Loflin, local strongman Rusty Bolts, as well as her own sideshow spectacle. This is the third installment of cabaret entertainment from Skullhand Productions. We look forward to seeing you all!! There will be a Pinup contest with prizes!! So come dressed in your sexiest pinup attire! $10 in advance $15 at the door. 18 & up Tickets are available at  http://www.valleyarts.org Court Square Theater 41-F Court Square, Harrisonburg, Virginia 22801 https://www.facebook.com/events/541598239287211/556577727789262/

ABSfest 2014

Fri May 23, 2014 - Sunday May 25, 2014 Asheville, NC Headlined by one of the living legends of American sideshow, and filled with a brilliant array of freaks and geeks, Sideshow Bennie! this Late Show is not to be missed at the 8th Annual Asheville Americana Burlesque & Sideshow Festival. Tickets go on sale soon. $15 each. An earlier, different show begins prior at 7:30pm. Tickets for BOTH shows in one night are just $25.  I'll be bringing my brand new parasitic twin puppet burlesque act!  Is it even legal? I DON'T KNOW! Saturday at 12:30 - I'll be teaching a Beginner Uke Love workshop.

Ukulele for Beginers

Do you find that the 6 strings of the guitar too many? Do you feel that you are not nerdy enough for the accordion? Tired of trying to stash your davul in the overhead compartment? Now there is an instrument for EVERYONE! Great for parties! Perfect to play along at jams! Easy to pick up, hard to put down! Travel Sized! FACT! Ukuleles increase your sex appeal! 4 strings and the truth! The Incredible, Portable, Magical, Musical, Ukulele is now within your reach! Learn the basics of making sweet uke love and leave this workshop well on your way to becoming a ROCK GOD! Mab, Just Mab will show you how to get started on your road to uke love!This is a class for beginners, and people who have held a uke once or twice. There are a VERY LIMITED number of spare ukes, so it is strongly advised that you get your own (you won’t regret it!). If you buy a new uke, be sure to tune it up before hand, strings need time to settle in. Mab is available for email questions before the workshop. Not sure what kind of uke to get? There are plenty of affordable ones for under $40. But watch out! If you pay less than $20, chances are you have a uke that won’t hold a tune! Mab recommends the Kala Dolphin Bridge Soprano Ukulele for about $35 online for beginners.Duration: 1.5 Hours. $20
Saturday Night! I'll be bringing the Mab's Mobile Midway to the main event! NEW GAMES! Test your skill with launched projectiles at Bang Bang Pew Pew The Wild West Space Opera in Space with Dinosaurs GAME! You saw the show last year, now play the game! Toss hover lassos to capture the wayward dinosaurs and save them from the questionable intent of the space tentacle monster! The Peek-a-Torium is a classic "mug booth". Make faces and get your peekture snapped. Walk away with a photostrip! And the AMAZING Little Luna (from New Orleans) will be reading TAROT CARDS! Americana Burlesque and Sideshow Festival in Asheville, NC. Hosted by Mark Slomski from Richmond, VA, with headliner Coco Lectric from Austin, TX. The afterparty Friday? because there always is an afterparty... I'll be one of the guest judges for LAST PASTIE STANDING! Last Pasties Standing For more information about our programming, schedule and sponsor opportunities, visit us at www.absfest.com.

VA Burlesque Fest

May 30-Jun 1 2013 in Richmond, Virginia. History. Variety. Empowerment. Evolution.
 VA Burlesque Fest
Now in our second year, Virginia's weekend-long festival Burlesque & Sideshow festival is held in Richmond, VA. The event offers THREE DAYS of empowerment-based performance, networking, workshops, and mentoring for both the public and the professional performer. We hire national and international Headliners to lead the festival each year, and select several dozen other acts from the pool of Performer Applications. 
An epic good time, the event evolves to meet the needs of the community. Held in venues throughout the city, it allows visitors to get a taste for the city. Richmond offers all the amenities of travel to an artsy town: quality coffee-shops, great international food, groceries, chic galleries, unique boutiques and all things local and wonderful. We are excited about the potential of the Saturday show venue, an exciting ‘real theater’ venue with aerials capacity and theatrical lighting, and a capacity of 200. We will fill the place with the Bizarre Bazaar, a full evening of top-quality performance, and interactive strolling entertainment. This event believes in Education, both for the public and the artists. Audiences need to understand WHY these artforms are both historic, and relevant. The Workshop sessions are open to all, and are priced for accessibility. Teaching artists get 70% of class profits, and are selected each year from our event Headliners and juried-in performers. All performers are strongly encouraged to attend a class: support the artists, learn something new, and help create a culture of professionalism, constructive critique and valued information-sharing. FRIDAY - Festival Meet & Greet and Opening Show: Live New Orleans Brass Band
The Lair 17 W. Main St. Richmond, Virginia, 23219 
8:00 Saturday Spectacular Gala: Show I
SATURDAY - 2 SHOWS! 8:00pm Gottwald Playhouse at Center Stage 600 E Grace St #400, Richmond, VA
10:30pm Saturday Spectacular Gala: Show II (all different!)
Gottwald Playhouse at Center Stage 600 E Grace St #400, Richmond, VA 23219

New York Faerie Festival

Fri Jun 27, 2014 - Sun Jun 29, 2014 Ocquaga, NY More details soon!

Lord of the Pasties: Return of the Bling

Sat Jul 19, 2014 All day  - @the State Theater - Falls Church, VA More details soon!